Hubinex Can Help
Making Wallflowers Bloom
Social inhibition is a debilitating condition that locks sufferers in a world of solitude and darkness. Hubinex can help
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“I avoided office parties, weddings, birthdays, funerals, reunions, and bowling leagues. I only checked my mail at night to avoid running into neighbors. On video calls, I displayed a picture of my cat. The thought of small talk, chit chat, and mingling terrified me. But Hubinex changed all that.”
Hubinex is a once-a-day prescription pill that blocks key social inhibitors, including eye avoidance, stuttering, awkwardness, risking an accident rather than using public urinals, odd and unnatural grinning, inappropriate hand gestures, shelling out $7 to extortionists disguised as girl scouts, clumsy and stiff movement, forgetting the punch line to a joke, cold chills, and the fear of belching and realizing everyone knew it was you.
“I no longer dread family get-togethers. Now I’m the life of the party!”
Ask your doctor if Hubinex is right for you. If told no, pester her with constant office visits until she finally relents.
Hubinex is not intended for anyone actively engaged in sports, sales, marketing, fraternities, politics, binge drinking, or any form of social media. Common side effects include telling your boss he’s an asshole, farting at a dinner party and laughing, then farting again, challenging the owner of the dog suspected of pooping in your yard to a fistfight, thinking every night at the local bar is Karaoke night, enumerating the reasons your 13 year-old niece will never date, explaining to siblings why Mom loved you best, and complementing friends, neighbors, and relatives on their large breasts. In rare cases, deaths have been reported from an “accidental” fall down a steep flight of stairs. Don’t take if allergic to Hubinex. Tell your doctor if you’ve ever been diagnosed as a Type A personality. Avoid using if you plan, or ever will be, attending an event that includes the elderly, fat people, or anyone dressed as anime characters.
Don’t let social inhibitions hold you down. Step out of the shadows with Hubinex.